A reading with Zamboni can help to clarify a confused moment and to strategize for movement toward a better future. By understanding the moment we’re in, we can gain a sense of meaning and direction.

The ZamboniFunk Enterprise makes the insights of the stars actionable for regular people. To entertain the deep pleasure of vibrational resonance, via song, prayer, breath, and timing  is to heal. 

As an astrologer, Zamboni helps folks come into alignment with celestial timing. The stars are an apt guide for uncertain times, and Zamboni is a well-experienced translator.

As a musician, Zamboni’s ass cashes the checks his astrologizing mouth wrote. Funk, like Love, is Supreme; your nose knows it without qualification.