Testimonials
“I decided to get a reading with Zamboni after I heard him eloquently contextualizing astrological transits within various historical moments throughout time. I had never heard an astrologer communicate such clear and insightful interpretations of historical events as they correlate with astrology. I’m so grateful for the clarity he provided about my Saturn Return and the different aspects of my life going through intense transformations over the next few years. The reading provided me with a much needed framework for setting intentions for the next couple of years as well as a deeper understanding of my life’s purpose. I’ll definitely be returning for another reading in the near future.”
— Efe
“Zamboni is an extremely knowledgable and well-practiced astrologer. I'm not new to astrology, so I can safely say that his expertise and understanding far surpassed many. He was very flexible during our call and provided me with a lot of insight, which allowed me to continue my research and expand my knowledge on my own. Not only did he answer my questions, but he also provided me with the tools I needed to dive deeper. I'm extremely grateful for my connecting with Zamboni and look forward to working with him many more times in the future!”
— Sam
“I learned so much during my reading with Zamboni. I already spend a lot of time reading about astrology, and Zamboni's insights into my chart and transits were game-changing. Super thorough and direct with many gold nuggets of wisdom. Highly, highly recommend!”
— Ash
“Zamboni skillfully engages you in more than just a reading of your astrological chart. It's more a conversation, as he hears your questions and conveys the essence and highlights in your chart, makes connections to your queries, and explains just enough of astrology at key points so you can understand and make your own connections as you follow along. Zamboni is a great listener, empathetic, and a poetic and articulate communicator. I know my first reading with Zamboni won’t be my last.”
“Zamboni’s energy is steady and friendly and his enthusiasm, patience, creativity, and playfulness come through in the way he holds a space. His first reading of my chart was informative, thorough, encouraging and he responded to my questions with understanding of what I was seeking. A bunch of new dots are connected for me! I’m feeling grateful to my past self for scheduling a reading and grateful for the guidance I received from Zamboni.”
“I was looking for some guidance on a tough transit I was going through, and not only did Zamboni help me understand that transit, but I also learned a bunch about myself during the reading! He is a truly knowledgeable astrologer who is great at putting things into real-world terms and relaying the underlying vibes of the symbolic aspects of astrology. I’d highly recommend him to anyone who is looking for a down-to-earth and intuitive reading.”
“I'm so glad I booked a reading with Zamboni! Not only was he incredibly insightful, but he was able to meet me exactly where I'm at in my astrological knowledge and help me reframe the "tough" transits that I'm going through. In the week since we spoke, I've thought about our conversation every day and I am grateful for both the affirmations and the new perspectives he offered. I cannot recommend his readings highly enough.”
“I had an amazing reading with ZamboniFunk. He is very knowledgeable, professional, and accurate. He answered all my questions, explained to me in detail how my plans aligned with my chart, and suggested favorable timeframes to put my plans into action. I highly recommend having a Natal Chart Astrology reading with Zambonifunk—it was the best gift that I have given to myself!”
“I’ve had two readings so far with Zamboni. He has an uncanny ability to understand the questions you are looking for answers to, even if you haven't verbally asked them. His readings are in-depth and provocative—he doesn't sugarcoat anything, but he also leaves you feeling hopeful that you can put in the work to stay on the right path. I cannot recommend him highly enough!”
“Zamboni made me realize I have been running around in circles for the last 3 years, total confused. It was definitely an eye-opener. I feel after the reading, I am more at peace. I definitely think in these confusing times, having a reading with Zamboni was the best thing I could have done. I feel I can face the future now with a more open and positive mind.”
“Zamboni was a great guide for my first ever chart reading. I got a good overview of what's happening in my chart (along with some illumination on placements I was aware of but didn't fully understand), as well as info on some upcoming transits that should be important for me. I look forward to booking again!”
“I thoroughly enjoyed my first reading with Zamboni. We focused on the upcoming eclipse season which greatly interacts with my chart. He described things in a non-intimidating and interesting way, always providing as much background and context as possible. I appreciated his practical approach to astrology. I will be following up with him again.”
“I really appreciated my time with Zamboni. We built rapport quickly and he was extremely easy to connect with. He was able to bring new levels of insight... I also appreciated that he didn't pull punches on challenging areas in my chart, but still approached them with a positive spin in order to help give me ideas for resolving things that have been a struggle in the past. Zamboni is a warm, loving, and caring person, and I'm grateful for this time that I spent learning from and with him.
“I had a great experience with Zamboni! He answered all my questions thoroughly and gave me a good understanding of upcoming transits. His calm and honest demeanor makes him approachable. I appreciate his candor, and thoughtfulness of his practice. I look forward to more readings in the future.”
“I had such a great reading with Zamboni! He analyzed my chart in a comprehensive yet easily digestible way. I've had a few readings before but never one so packed with information. Zamboni was able to incorporate recent life events in my reading seamlessly, and I felt seen in every way. I'm so glad I got this reading and insight, I will definitely get another one.”
“I'm so glad I chose Zamboni for my first natal chart reading. Zamboni was attentive and responsive to what I was interested in talking about and came prepared with helpful insights. He's also a fantastic teacher! He met me at my (beginner) level and did a great job explaining some of the difficult aspects in my chart and what I can do about them. He's a knowledgeable and gifted astrologer. I'll be coming back!”
“Astrology is tricky to get my mind around, but Zamboni explains what's happening in a really clear way while letting me make my own meaning too. I let about a year plus lapse between getting readings and regret that because, in addition to my actual therapist, he provided a lot of clarity in a moment of crisis. “
“My natal chart reading with Zamboni was wonderful. I really appreciated his guidance through my chart and it left me with some extremely valuable insights regarding my path forward. His reading style is fantastic and he makes the space to answer any questions you might have. I'm excited to consult with him in the future!"
“Zamboni provided a casual, safe and spacious container to explore how my life experience is aligning with certain planetary cycles, and how to leverage awareness of these transits for my ultimate growth. I felt empowered to share stories and Zamboni reflected my experiences with useful astrological insights. As a beginner practicing astrology, I also felt this was a valuable learning opportunity since Zamboni has a very grounded understanding of how to apply astrology to everyday life.”
“I really felt seen by Zamboni's reading of my chart which included information about my birth chart in combination with upcoming and recent transits. It was a refreshing and honest look at my chart and I left feeling more prepared for what is symbolically to come. The reading was poetic and practical and I felt comfortable expressing some of the difficulties around my chart and my life. Thank you!”
“Zamboni is thorough without losing potency or your interest. He dives deep into your chart and leaves you with a greater knowledge of your placements, their meanings, and how this impacts you. This is self-care 100%”
“Zamboni is an expert in Astrology. I am so grateful for the readings I have done with him. They've helped me feel more confident in my decision-making and always give me good insights on how to move forward. I enjoy learning more about myself through the sessions, which also allow me to feel more intuitive. I look forward to these readings for any big decisions or changes in my life. I can't say enough positive things—just that I highly recommend working with him!”
"Pick your own adventure in the stars—I had a great reading with Zamboni that allowed me to further understand my birth chart, specifically my sun, rising and moon sign and their relationship to what is currently happening in my life. He is very dedicated attention to discussing whatever direction I was interested in. He kept it funny and clear, allowing me to ask questions.”
“I'm a big fan of Zamboni's style: it's insightful, thoughtful, and grounded in the everyday business of being alive. Booking a reading with him helped me to see my chart more clearly and understand the gifts and blessings that show up there, as well as the challenges. It gave me some actionable information to take into the new year, as well as some new ways of thinking about past experiences. He doesn't just look at the technical delineations of what is happening in the sky or in a chart; he feels his way into how these things actually show up in our lives, in a way that I find really grounding. I absolutely recommend him to anyone seeking an astrologer.”
“Zamboni’s ability to synthesize meaning from an astrological chart and present it to me in usable data is invaluable. He answers my questions and double checks to make sure my questions have been answered. I felt anchored and grounded to my query. Thank you Zamboni! I can’t recommend his services enough!”
