About Zamboni

ZamboniFunk is an astrologer, musician, and teacher whose work blends cosmic timing with practical magic. Known for his rigorous but relatable approach to reading astrology, he helps people understand the context of their lives and offers tools for staying in sync with the moment. Via readings, courses, electional astrology, and original music, Zamboni helps us stay centered in harmony with cosmic rhythm. Across his work, he treats rhythm and timing as tools for understanding and effectively navigating change.

As a recording artist and performer, he brings the same sense of timing and flow to his music; funk, reggae, and cosmic imagery fuse to create sounds for ancient futures. The documentary, Funk Odyssey: The ZamboniFunk Story, traces his spiritual and artistic origins. He appears regularly on the Plant Cunning Podcast, offering quarterly astrological forecasts, and has spoken at conferences and events across the country.

The ZamboniFunk Enterprise makes the insights of the stars actionable for regular people. To entertain the deep pleasure of vibrational resonance, via song, prayer, breath, and timing is to heal.

As an astrologer, Zamboni helps folks come into alignment with celestial timing. The stars are an apt guide for uncertain times, and Zamboni is a well-experienced translator.

As a musician, Zamboni’s ass cashes the checks his astrologizing mouth wrote. Funk, like Love, is Supreme; your nose knows it without qualification.

10,000 Charts Read

No amount of study replaces reps. Zamboni has read over 10,000 astrology charts, mostly in time sensitive environments, and so has developed a dependable method for efficiently making meaning from abstract symbols.